Sunday, November 12

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Donald Rumsfeld Is Resigning

(I am not littering this blogsite with his picture)

10. Wants to try to salvage his marriage to Britney.

9. Ordering the illegal torture of detainees is more of a young man's game.

8. Offered Bob Barker's job on "The Price Is Right."

7. Wants to try screwing up the world in the private sector.

6. Just demonstrating his exit strategy.

5. For a complete list of reasons send a self-addressed stamped envelope to Bob Woodward.

4. Congress wouldn't fund his new weapon system: monkeys with jet packs.

3. No point in trying to be the most evil guy in the room when you work with Dick Cheyney.

2. Wanted to go out while he was on top.

1. Plans to become Secretary of Sitting On His Ass.